Talking on a cellphone while driving–dangerous or not?
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Within the last five years I have seen several studies performed by researchers at various universities attempting to draw a correllation between bad driving and talking on the cell phone. Whlie I agree that there are many many people out there who can’t eat a donut, shave, drink coffee, put on makeup, read the paper, or follow their GPS and drive while performing any combination or even one of the aforementioned tasks, I believe that their driving skills are generally flawed even if they were driving only and not performing any other task. So to all of you University Professors and research assistants, I am throwing down the proverbial gauntlet. I think your research methods are fundamentally flawed because you are making the presumption that people are good drivers before you put a cell phone in their hands. How wrong you are. I would venture to say that if you found good drivers and put them through the same driving conditions your experiments call for, they would do just fine with or without a cell phone. So here’s my challenge. Call me up and put me in your driving simulator and subject me to even more rigorous driving conditions than you did your other test subjects, and I promise you that I will out perform all your other test subjects. Wait, let me clarify here. Whatever your conclusions were about their driving without cell phone in hand, I will beat those results while talking on a cell phone.
I don’t mean to sound arrogant here. In fact I only want to do this to prove a point. That point being that there are more bad drivers on the roads than not. Most people do not have the ability to concentrate while in traffic and anticipate what other drivers may do before they do it. Just for an example, I never get caught behind a slow moving vehicle or in merging traffic when the left lanes are flowing smoothly because I see those traffic hazards long before most people do and I adjust before they impede me and cause me to slow down (which as you know has an according effect on the cars behind you who also didn’t adjust). So put me in your simulators professors, and I’ll school you on how you should really be conducting your experiements for more accurate data. That is unless you’ve already formulated your hypothesis and are simply constructing an experiement simply to prove your hypothesis. If, on the other hand, it’s truth your after, then get a hold of me and I’ll be there.